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: Amen, now will all non-Christians stop wasting space with their : anti-Christian propaganda. How can anyone claim to be religiously : tollerant and then start a tirade agains the "stupid" Christians who : have a "false religion." It’s a matter of venue. Anti-Christian tirades are not really off-topic in any of the groups this is posted to (although I might wish they were less frequent in both alt.religion.wicca and talk.atheism, both of which I read). Christian preaching, on the other hand, is off-topic in every one of them with the exception of talk.religion.misc. (And in fairness, I’m not sure about alt.blasphemy.) If this were crossposted to alt.christnet, you *might* have a point. In an effort at containment, followups have been directed to talk.religion.misc (which I do not read). Blessings, Natalie — Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." — Steven Wright
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -TO ALL CHRISTIANS: We’ve all heard your message before. There is no point to preaching to us because we are not going to listen. Please stop wasting time, both your own and ours. This is a discussion group, not a pulpit. While I agree with you in principle, I ask you to consider this. The preachy Christians are basically spiritual date-rapists. The louder you object and the more you struggle against their unwanted advances, the more aroused and excited they become. The throbbing phallus of their beliefs becomes more and more engorged so that their sole thought is to defile and penetrate you. They don’t want to heal. They want to hurt. Every twitch and yelp of their victims quickens their urgent thrusting until they finally ejaculate in howls of "Burn in hell!" and "You will be judged for your sins!" They are truly evil in that true evil screws you both ways. They victimize and then cry that they are the real victim! They torture, murder, rape and rob for centuries and then, the instant that society starts to resist them, they cry that their religion is under attack or that they’re being persecuted. They come onto a UseNet group clearly not intended for them, preach and preach and, when their advances are resisted, cry that they are being unfairly treated or that their rights are being violated. The date rapist, unlike the usual violent random rapist, must engage his victim before the assault. He must isolate the victim. This is my stand. And my vow. I will never again post to a thread started by one of these religious rapists. I will never never stroke the engorged penis of their beliefs. I will post only to threads begun under reasonable, rational circumstances by people who have something valid and useful to say that is within the bounds of the newsgroup’s discussion topic.
Your imagery is quite fitting. Xtianity is a patriarchy and a power-lust. Now if there were only some way to spiritually jail these spiritual date-rapists….
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TO ALL CHRISTIANS: We’ve all heard your message before. There is no point to preaching to us because we are not going to listen. Please stop wasting time, both your own and ours. This is a discussion group, not a pulpit.
Amen, now will all non-Christians stop wasting space with their anti-Christian propaganda. How can anyone claim to be religiously tollerant and then start a tirade agains the "stupid" Christians who have a "false religion."
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TO ALL CHRISTIANS: We’ve all heard your message before. There is no point to preaching to us because we are not going to listen. Please stop wasting time, both your own and ours. This is a discussion group, not a pulpit. Amen, now will all non-Christians stop wasting space with their anti-Christian propaganda. How can anyone claim to be religiously tollerant and then start a tirade agains the "stupid" Christians who have a "false religion."
Of course the odds are that the Christians don’t even come here. They just spam (is this the right term?) all news groups that they feel may need to be "saved". If you want to get a message to them, e-mail them, because they will probably never see this posting
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OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST HAVE ALREADY SESINTEGRATE SATAN ! So you can’t be satanic because Satan will die ! The revive of Notre Seigneur J=C8sus Christ have defeat all deaths. Satan’s way is dead horror hell cry blood war pain and sad are you looking for? Do you really want to kill you and you’re familly ? I don’t think so, somewhere in your soul you looking for love joy and hope… God bless you who are readind this…. and is calling for you !
Wibble,wibble. I`m a teapot. Go home sonny. Mummys calling you. The men in white coats are coming to take you back to that nice man with the electrodes and the big hypodermic syringe. Hehe. the greenpen free spirit net citizen Have you forgotten yet?…. Look up, and swear by the green of the spring that you`ll never forget. Siegfried Sassoon March 1919
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: biblical bullshit that we’ve all seen before. Furthermore, the english : was extremely incoherent and the grammer was atrocious. It has been brought to my atention that I went a bit too far on this, and I agree. I missed the part of Nick’s address which showed him to be from France, and that explains his bad grammer. I appologise for the uncalled-for insults I made in regards to that. HOWEVER, this does not change my opinion that what he wrote was bullshit. After all, as I said, we have all seen it before and are quite fed up with Christians who feel obligated to preach to us. TO ALL CHRISTIANS: We’ve all heard your message before. There is no point to preaching to us because we are not going to listen. Please stop wasting time, both your own and ours. This is a discussion group, not a pulpit. The Deadly Nightshade |"I, too, believe in fate… | |the fate a man makes for himself." | |Lord Soth | |"Quoth the raven, ‘Eat my shorts!’"| |Edgar Allan Bart | |"Ack. Thpppbt." Bill the Cat |
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<<<TO ALL CHRISTIANS: We’ve all heard your message before. There is no point to preaching to us because we are not going to listen. Please stop wasting time, both your own and ours. This is a discussion group, not a pulpit.. I’m just a bit curious. Do these people who post-preach to this newsgroup also post-preach to the Buddhist, Islamic, Hindi, and other-non Christian newsgroups? Please, curious minds want to know if you spend equal time trying to convert others who believe in non-Christian deities.
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: biblical bullshit that we’ve all seen before. Furthermore, the english : was extremely incoherent and the grammer was atrocious. TO ALL CHRISTIANS: We’ve all heard your message before. There is no point to preaching to us because we are not going to listen. Please stop wasting time, both your own and ours. This is a discussion group, not a pulpit.
While I agree with you in principle, I ask you to consider this. The preachy Christians are basically spiritual date-rapists. The louder you object and the more you struggle against their unwanted advances, the more aroused and excited they become. The throbbing phallus of their beliefs becomes more and more engorged so that their sole thought is to defile and penetrate you. They don’t want to heal. They want to hurt. Every twitch and yelp of their victims quickens their urgent thrusting until they finally ejaculate in howls of "Burn in hell!" and "You will be judged for your sins!" They are truly evil in that true evil screws you both ways. They victimize and then cry that they are the real victim! They torture, murder, rape and rob for centuries and then, the instant that society starts to resist them, they cry that their religion is under attack or that they’re being persecuted. They come onto a UseNet group clearly not intended for them, preach and preach and, when their advances are resisted, cry that they are being unfairly treated or that their rights are being violated. And asking them to leave only excites them more. Their preaching is an example of power-over. They cannot convert by example, which would be power-from-within. They have to force you to listen so that they have power-over you. They at least have the power to ruin your day. There is no way to win by playing their game. They WANT you to rebuke them. This is a flesh-revealing tear in your clothing. They want you to argue. This is an unwanted wrestling match on a dorm-room floor. They want you to abuse them for this gives them leave, so they think, to do what they will. They WANT you to cry out not to return for this is a challenge to attack again and again. To win, to successfully reject them it is necessary to eliminate the source of their power. It is necessary to accept responsibility for the situation. We are all responsible for everything in our worlds. They will not change. We cannot change them. So we must alter the situation. How? We must never respond to them. Not even for an instant. Make their hate-filled threads one message long and let news-server expiry take care of the rest. The date rapist, unlike the usual violent random rapist, must engage his victim before the assault. He must isolate the victim. This is my stand. And my vow. I will never again post to a thread started by one of these religious rapists. I will never never stroke the engorged penis of their beliefs. I will post only to threads begun under reasonable, rational circumstances by people who have something valid and useful to say that is within the bounds of the newsgroup’s discussion topic. SilverCat
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] OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST HAVE ALREADY SESINTEGRATE SATAN ! ] ] So you can’t be satanic because Satan will die ! The revive of Notre ] Seigneur J=C8sus Christ have defeat all deaths. Satan’s way is dead ] horror ] hell cry blood war pain and sad are you looking for? Do you really want ] to kill you and you’re familly ? I don’t think so, somewhere in your ] soul you looking for love joy and hope… God bless you who are readind ] this…. and is calling for you ! ] trolls of the world, unite! blessed be the trolls, for whom dictionaries were created. — important stuff here —
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: : Jesus saves – passes to Gretzky – Gretzky shoots – HE SCORES!!! : He must be present at the summer Olympics. Wow, he’d better be careful then. Do you know how many atheletes have been hurt so far this summer? Ouch! 
The Deadly Nightshade |"I, too, believe in fate… | |the fate a man makes for himself." | |Lord Soth | |"Quoth the raven, ‘Eat my shorts!’"| |Edgar Allan Bart | |"Ack. Thpppbt." Bill the Cat |
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biblical bullshit that we’ve all seen before. Furthermore, the english was extremely incoherent and the grammer was atrocious. I’m hoping that he sees this, so that he will know that I heartily recomend that he return to the second grade and learn how to write. If he really wants to convert people, he’s going to have to communicate like a human being rather than a monkey that has learned how to talk. Of course, even if he DOES see my advice, we all know that he is not going to follow it. His kind are rather stubborn, you know. The Deadly Nightshade |"I, too, believe in fate… | |the fate a man makes for himself." | |Lord Soth | |"Quoth the raven, ‘Eat my shorts!’"| |Edgar Allan Bart | |"Ack. Thpppbt." Bill the Cat |
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biblical bullshit that we’ve all seen before. Furthermore, the english was extremely incoherent and the grammer was atrocious.
I, too, noticed that the grammer and spelling were.. less than perfect. However, I also noticed little things like the fact that Nicolas Champetier is not from someplace like the US, or the UK, i.e. a place where English is necessarily taught in second grade. Perhaps if you had considered responding to him in French, you’d have been a little more considerate of the difficulties he might have communicating with you in English. Suzanne
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: Jesus saves – passes to Gretzky – Gretzky shoots – HE SCORES!!! He must be present at the summer Olympics.
SOMETHING has to account for Carl Lewis! The boy is BAD.
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: OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST HAVE ALREADY SESINTEGRATE SATAN ! (pious rubbish deleted) jesus was a dirtbag liar who pretended to be a god. The bible is fiction. jehovah god is a fictional character of christian mythology.
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: Okay. jesus saves. moses invests. krishna spends. : any further comments? How about: but only Buddha gives dividends. Or another one that’s also an oldie: "Jesus saves…no, wait, he shoots and SCORES!!"
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Jesus may save, but the Goddess recycles.
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OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST HAVE ALREADY SESINTEGRATE SATAN ! So you can’t be satanic because Satan will die ! The revive of Notre Seigneur J=C8sus Christ have defeat all deaths. Satan’s way is dead horror hell cry blood war pain and sad are you looking for? Do you really want to kill you and you’re familly ? I don’t think so, somewhere in your soul you looking for love joy and hope… God bless you who are readind this…. and is calling for you !
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: Jesus saves – passes to Gretzky – Gretzky shoots – HE SCORES!!! He must be present at the summer Olympics.
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST HAVE ALREADY SESINTEGRATE SATAN ! So you can’t be satanic because Satan will die ! The revive of Notre Seigneur J=C8sus Christ have defeat all deaths. Satan’s way is dead horror hell cry blood war pain and sad are you looking for? Do you really want to kill you and you’re familly ? I don’t think so, somewhere in your soul you looking for love joy and hope… God bless you who are readind this…. and is calling for you !
Glad to see the US is not the only bastion for godly dunderheads.
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Followups trimmed, although not nearly enough… : Okay. jesus saves. moses invests. krishna spends. : any further comments? No, no, no. Jesus saves, Moses invests, but only Buddha pays dividends! At least until Cthulhu eats all the prophets.
Jesus saves, Moses invests, "Bob" loansharks. Pope Charles SubGenius Pope Of Houston Slack!
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Nah, only Jesus saves… By using double couponds and shopping wisley.
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I think his Dad’s a lot richer than yours or mine … (my father’s house has many mansions?)
The Big House has Charles Manson.
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Nah, only Jesus saves… By using double couponds and shopping wisley.
Jesus saves. Gretzky gets the rebound… He shoots… He SCORES!!! Greywolf the Wanderer, borrowing zepp’s account Well if Jesus saves, then he better save himself From the gory glory seekers, who use his name in death –Aqualung, by Jethro Tull
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Starbase.NeoSoft.COM writes – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Followups trimmed, although not nearly enough… : Okay. jesus saves. moses invests. krishna spends. : any further comments? No, no, no. Jesus saves, Moses invests, but only Buddha pays dividends! At least until Cthulhu eats all the prophets. Jesus saves. Not on my wages he wouldn`t.
the greenpen free spirit net citizen Have you forgotten yet?…. Look up, and swear by the green of the spring that you`ll never forget. Siegfried Sassoon March 1919
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Jesus saves – passes to Gretzky – Gretzky shoots – HE SCORES!!! — Sound Exchange Posse |Collectible LP’s & 7" Sold| "Where customer www.soundexchange.com | 1-Hour Martinizing | couple of words!"
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – ] OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST HAVE ALREADY SESINTEGRATE SATAN ! ] ] So you can’t be satanic because Satan will die ! The revive of Notre ] Seigneur J=C8sus Christ have defeat all deaths. Satan’s way is dead ] horror ] hell cry blood war pain and sad are you looking for? Do you really want ] to kill you and you’re familly ? I don’t think so, somewhere in your ] soul you looking for love joy and hope… God bless you who are readind ] this…. and is calling for you ! ] trolls of the world, unite! blessed be the trolls, for whom dictionaries were created. — important stuff here Saw your newsgroup heading, can only comment: Goddess only knows how!
– Hearth of Hecate
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: Okay. jesus saves. moses invests. krishna spends. : any further comments? Jesus saves. Not on my wages he wouldn`t.
I think his Dad’s a lot richer than yours or mine … (my father’s house has many mansions?) <snicker sq
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